( You've dialed the wrong number )
( You've dialed the wrong number )
Exams are over, which means that holidays are here. So what do I do? In the morning I wake up, brush my teeth, wash my face, do everything that everyone else does to freshen up. Boring. Moving along. After all that, I watch a bit of TV, eat breakfast brunch, yes I wake up that late, and I switch on my computer so I can check facebook, and giggle at the stuff in
ontd_ai, then I check twitter, and go off to play Heroes of Might and Magic III, for the rest of the day, stopping for chores, toilet breaks, snacks and whatnot. Hey at least I do something in between, no need to call the team to surgically remove me from the laptop. Yet. Oh and there's the occasional mini-freak-out I have whenever I remember that exam results are going to be out soon and I really, really, don't want to know how I did. I go to sleep after all that. When I wake up the cycle repeats itself. I have no life really.
Oh and for those who don't know what a soursop looks like, in particular Li Wen, I have a picture! Credits to my mum and whoever planted it and sold it to her. It makes a surprisingly good flavour as ice cream. =D
When I had calmed down sufficiently(after I had gone home and gotten some sleep that is), I recalled a similar incident that happened in high school, to me.
After one of the UEC exams, the subject of which escapes me, I was discussing with my friends outside the classroom, with my exam pass in hand. After a bit, I went and packed up, setting the exam pass aside on the floor. A gust of wind blew, and a few pieces of paper were blown away. I paid no heed. I thought they were the unwanted exam papers of some person. By the time the papers had been blown a good two large strides from me, I realised my exam pass was missing. Panic! *brain clicks* Uh Oh.
I ran after it, but neither me nor my classmates were able to catch it, so we watched as the wind brought it over the 3rd floor balcony. I was freaking out by now. The wind carried the paper away from the balcony, precariously close to one of those SESCO generator enclosure things. I began willing the pass to land on the road, beside the enclosure. It looked like it was going to do just that, but then a breeze came and the pass drifted slowly into the enclosure. GREAT.
Then it started raining. Joy.
I went to my teachers who tried to find a way into the enclosure, turned out no one in school had the keys. Just my luck. So my teachers talked to the invigilators and explained my predicament and I completed the rest of my exams without my pass.
I sometimes wonder what happened to that pass, but more often I think, 'Seriously? That was my luck?'
( Over here )
Lu Wee = stalking/stalker
Why? Because she has her lecturer's private phone numbers in her phone. Mysteriously appears on MSN when you least expect her to. She notices the most trivial of things about people and knows information about our lecturers that we were never aware of.
Eleena = come to class/be present in campus
If you see her even once at all in one teaching week, it's either (a) There is a Lab that day for which attendance is complusory (b) There will be an exam soon (c) She has a meeting. Otherwise, expect minimal appearance. She scares the daylights out of us when she actually does appear in campus. XD
Shu Ling(ME!) = calculator/secretaryperson/printer/photo
I get assigned all the weird jobs. The UC who came to visit us looked all around the class of 70+ people and settled on me to be his 'volunteer' to record feedback. I was screaming why in my mind. Apparently I looked volunteer-ish. I also print/photocopy stuff often, be it notes or projects or report. Lu Wee dubbed me the calculator because of the role I play in projects and reports. D=
Fariza = imitator
Hahaha. This is funny. She does the best impressions. Of our lecturers mostly. Like Dr. Chua. It's for fun, we mean no harm at all. We haven't exactly come to a general consensus as to what Fariza is but I think i'll settle with this.
So when a normal conversation would resemble the following:
A: Hey did you see Lu Wee stalking Miss Lau?
B: Nope. Did Eleena come to class today?
A: Didn't see her. Can you do an imitation of Dr. Chua?
B: No ask fariza. Would you mind calculating this for me?
Ours would look like this:
A: She's Lu Wee-ing Miss Lau.
B: Did she Eleena today?
A: Nope. Can you Fariza Dr. Chua?
B: You'll have to ask her to do that. Mind Shu Ling-ing this equation for me?
Hahaha XD. Our conversations may not always look like this, but it'd be great fun if they did. I love my friends.
In reply to my personal message on Windows Live Messenger that said, "Haters to the left", my friend had this to say:
*Y|HYaNG* says:
i'm now standing on your left
HAHAHAHA.
Um. Okayyy.
Yesterday while washing the car and fighting over the bucket. Yeah stupid I know.
我曰:敬老尊贤
弟曰:先到先得
Me: Respect your elders (Read: gimme the bucket)
Bro: First come first serve (Read: not gonna happen)
Needless to say I didn't get the bucket. Brat.
The above comments about Lu Wee are a figment of your imagination. You did not just read about me saying that I enjoy annoying Lu Wee. It is just your mind, and possibly eyes playing a trick on you. Accept that you can be delusional sometimes.
Another note, to my dear stalker-of-my-very-boring-journal-friend
1. ChanYi Xiu, I give up trying to make you login with OpenID. Stop leaving me weird comments thank you. Don't object.
2. Low man huan. If you EVER leave another comment in the name of kris manhuan again I will kill you. Mark my words.
Done for the moment. I applaud you if you actually bothered to read this. =D
I have a serious idol crush on Kris Allen. Seriously. I'm on the verge of worshiping him.
I have an avid passion for reading. I can read almost anything. The weirdest being horror movie plot summaries on Wikipedia. Yea I'm weird. So bite me.
I have a NEWS single, which is quite irrelevant. I'm being random.
I have the tendency to talk incessantly.
I have wonderful friends. =D
I have four stubbed toes at the moment. Three because of my knee and another because I accidentally dropped the laundry basket on it.
I am seriously bored. Now.
I am hoping that Lu Wee is not going to read this.
I am a Facebook addict.
I am reading fics everywhere again now. And I mean everywhere.
That's it! =P
